"I think the human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."

"I love my kids, but I wouldn't recommend them to anyone."

"You're a good man, Will. You're a good man."

"I'm a big fan of making people laugh. It's the best feeling in the world."

"You'll have bad times, but that'll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren't paying attention to."