Mark Twain — "I am not an optimist. I am a realist."
I am not an optimist. I am a realist.
I am not an optimist. I am a realist.
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"I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."
"A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation."
"Do your duty today and repent tomorrow."
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
"Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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