George Carlin — "I don't have a problem with drugs. I have a problem with people who have a probl…"
I don't have a problem with drugs. I have a problem with people who have a problem with drugs.
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"I'm not a teacher. I'm just a guy who likes to share what he knows."
"I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it."
"The government is lying to you. They always have been. They always will be. And you're still falling for it."
"I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
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