I don't have any beliefs or allegiances. I don't believe in this country, I don't believe in religion, I don't believe in all these man-made institutional ideas.
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"I'm not a guru. I'm just a guy who has a lot of opinions."
"I like it when a guy is so stupid he doesn't know he's being made fun of. That's funnier than anything."
"People who are in favor of the death penalty, I don't know why they're so upset about people getting out of jail. It's like, let's kill 'em all! Get 'em out of here! Then we'll have more room for the …"
"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by tying biscuits all over your body."
"I'm not a fan of anything that requires me to interact with other human beings."
American stand-up comedian whose 'Seven Words You Can't Say on Television' (1972) reached the Supreme Court and reshaped US obscenity law. Closely associated with Richard Pryor (countercultural-comedy peer) and Lenny Bruce (predecessor in obscenity-law fights). For an intellectual contrast, see Tipper Gore, co-founder of the Parents Music Resource Center — the PMRC's 1985 Senate hearings on 'explicit' content labeling are exactly the cultural-establishment force Carlin's free-speech comedy was organized against.
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