I'm a little freaked out by the fact that I'm becoming my father. I find myself saying things like, 'Turn off the lights, I'm not paying to light the whole neighborhood!'
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"I don’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones."
"I'm not a philosopher. I'm just a guy who thinks a lot."
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that shit."
"I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it."
"That's why I like earthquakes. They're big. They're powerful. They're unpredictable. They don't give a shit about you. They don't give a shit about your house. They don't give a shit about your car. T…"
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