George Carlin — "I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listen…"
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.
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"I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions."
"I'm not a sociopath. I just don't care about other people's feelings."
"I'm not a fan of modern books. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be profound, but they're just writing about themselves."
"Feminists say that men are a bunch of pigs. Well, I don't know about that, but I do know that pigs are pretty smart animals. So, maybe that's a compliment?"
"The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."
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