George Carlin — "I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I'm a conspiracy analyst. Everything I say is bas…"
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I'm a conspiracy analyst. Everything I say is based on facts.
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More from George Carlin
"I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm just saying I'm better than you at being me."
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
"The government is not your friend. The government is not your enemy. The government is your government."
"Here's a thought for you: What if all the people who believe in heaven and hell are both wrong? What if there's just... nothing? Imagine the look on their faces!"
"I'm not an anarchist. I just don't believe in government."