George Carlin — "I'm not a fan of anything that requires me to wear pants."
I'm not a fan of anything that requires me to wear pants.
I'm not a fan of anything that requires me to wear pants.
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"I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions."
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."
"I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it."
"I like it when a guy is so stupid he doesn't know he's being made fun of. That's funnier than anything."
"I'm not a pessimist. I'm a realist. I just think the world is a fucked-up place."
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