The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'
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"I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm just saying I'm better than you at being me."
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"If you scratch a religious person, you'll find a superstitious person."
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