General Sayings

The Royal Family are reptiles. They are shape-shifting reptilians. They are not human.

If the Earth was a ball, water would curve. But water always finds its level. Therefore, the Earth is flat.

I always found that the best way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

I would rather have a dead enemy than a living one.

You don't get to be Evel Knievel by being a scaredy-cat.

I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to jump off this building.

I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm trying to be funny. And sometimes, to be funny, you have to be offensive.

I like to play with the audience's expectations.

I'm an actor, a singer, a dancer, and I'm a man. I'm a woman too. I'm everything.

I'd like to thank the Academy for not nominating me. It's an honor to be ignored.

I can't imagine anyone being interested in a movie about some guy who makes a movie.

I believe the common denominator of the universe is not electricity, or even energy, but fear.

I'm not a real person. I'm a performance artist.

I find it beautiful when people are very, very vulnerable. It's beautiful to see people who are not afraid to be themselves.

I'm not a human being. I'm a human doing.

The only thing that matters is the music. If it's good, it's good. If it's not, it's not.

I'm interested in things that are like a fly caught in amber. I want to freeze time.

I'm just a little boy in a big world. I'm just trying to make my way.

Rock 'n' Roll is a hell of a drug.

Hi, how are you? I'm Daniel Johnston.