General Sayings

Obama is a good man. But sometimes he is like a child.

Our economy is a child of sanctions. We are suffering because of sanctions. We are not suffering because we are foolish.

The market is a good servant but a bad master.

You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long.

The dog is a man's best friend. And a dog's best friend is a dog. Unless you're a cat. Then you're just a cat.

Only those who wear shoes know whether they fit or not.

I'm a pretty good dancer. I'm not going to lie. I've got some moves.

Nobody builds a wall like me. Nobody.

I believe that making people laugh is a profound act of subversion.

The internet is uncharted territory for all of us.

The only real prison is fear.

I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.

I'm not a prophet. I'm just a historian.

If you want to achieve something, you build a structure. If you want to prevent something, you mess it up.

All cultures are hybrid, mixed, heterogeneous, extraordinarily differentiated, and unmonolithic.

If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of.

Humans are now hackable animals.

Certain things you can't learn in a classroom. You have to learn them on the streets, in the world, in life.

I'm not a writer who happens to teach. I'm a teacher who happens to write. I teach until my throat hurts, and then I write.

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum. Don't let the bastards grind you down.