Humorous Sayings

You do not lead by hitting people over the head -- that's assault, not leadership.

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.

An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.

Plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.

Should any political party attempt to abolish social security unemployment insurance and eliminate labor laws and farm programs you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group of course that believes yo…

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

When I am right, I get angry. Churchill gets angry when he is wrong. We are angry at each other much of the time.

Belgium is a country invented by the British to annoy the French.

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.

Gentlemen, I am ready for the questions to my answers.

I respect only those who resist me, but I cannot tolerate them.

Why do you think that at 67 I would start a career as a dictator?

Have you ever seen a dictator on a run-off ballot?

I might have had trouble saving France in 1946 - I didn't have television then.

One does not arrest Voltaire.

I have tried to lift France out of the mud. But she will return to her errors and vomitings. I cannot prevent the French from being French.

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization!

Democracy is beautiful in theory; in practice it is a fallacy. You in America will see that some day.

Every anarchist is a baffled dictator.