Food & Drink Sayings

You have no talent. You are like a Chinese food delivery guy without Chinese food.

You are creating a Frankenstein.

They fought me, I fought back. Surrender would have been neater, but it is not in me to yield.

I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The name of this trash can is ideology.

To be great in our times too often means to have great prosperity and no moral magnanimity at all.

A good book gets better on the second reading. A great book on the third. Any book not worth rereading isn't worth reading.

Why did Donald J. Trump cross the road? To see Haitians eating pets on the other side.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Who they attracting with that line, 'What's your name, what's your sign?' Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind.

You know, I'm a creative genius and there's no other way to word it.

I look like I can't cook. That's accurate.

If you drink too much I'll have to say! You're gonna have to be driven home by me or Ray!

I find that the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.

The greatest danger is spiritual worldliness.

The price of skepticism is the occasional loss of a great idea.

Curiosity and the urge to solve problems are the great forces of human nature.

We have a responsibility to care for our planet and every creature on it.

The woman must drink bong water for breakfast and probably made beef jerky out of Don Lewis for lunch.

You see, death to us, has nothing to do with the body...

My great fear is that I can't do my best. I always want to do my best.