Life & Aging Sayings

I try to keep my life as simple as possible.

You do things when opportunities come along. I've had periods in my life when I've had a bundle of them come along, and I've had long dry spells.

Every time you state what you want or believe, you are the first to hear it. It's a message to both you and others about what you think is possible.

The biggest competitive advantage is to move fast.

I'm not going to die in a hospital, I'm going to die on a football pitch.

I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.

I'm not a morning person.

The art of life is not to be a slave to your own desires.

If you're going to change things, you have to be with the people who hold the levers.

I'm not afraid to die. I think it's important to live a life that you're proud of.

I think the one thing that I've learned in life is that you can't please everybody. So you might as well please yourself.

I'm not a big fan of happy endings. I think life is more complicated than that.

I'm a big fan of pop culture. I think it's the language of our time.

Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.

I like it when a guy is so stupid he doesn't know he's being made fun of. That's funnier than anything.

My father told me, 'Son, if you want to be a man, you gotta learn to fight.' I said, 'Dad, I want to be a comedian.' He said, 'Same thing.'

The internet has given us the power to hold the powerful accountable.

We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to establish a mint, under our Imperial patronage, for the coinage of our Imperial currency.

Let us enjoy life while we can, for tomorrow we may die.

I'm just trying to live a life of service.