Relationships Sayings

Whoever enters into marriage, enters a cloister full of struggles.

It is always better to be diligent, for he who toils with honor dies content, while he who is lazy sleeps with the diligent man's wife.

I love treason but hate a traitor.

Yes, a dictator can be loved. Provided that the masses fear him at the same time. The crowd love strong men. The crowd is like a woman.

We view them like donkeys. They don't care. They accept it with love.

The bed was so big that I couldn't find my wife in it.

The more I see of people, the more I love my dog.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

...the gods too love a joke.

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed.

To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.

Music and love are the only accomplishments of humanity which do not, in an absolute sense, have to be called attempts with unsuitable means.

If you have reasons to love someone, you don't love them.

At our best. Now, I'm not romanticizing black people, because we've got gangsters like everybody else. [laughs] But oh, Lord, we got some great ones.

Academia is to knowledge what prostitution is to love.

I do wish thou wert a dog, that I might love thee something.

Hera, do not hope to know all my thoughts; they will be hard for you, although you are my wife.

To be good, a double entendre should be at least good English when viewed on either side. Now we may lay by a piece of money — but we lie by a wife.

Love is a cunning weaver of fantasies and fables.