Self-Deprecating Sayings

It was a great mistake, my being born a man, I find, in this life, I am not made for it.

I don't think there's any problem with writing about a woman's feelings.

I don't know whether I am a man or a dream.

I think of myself as an archaeologist, digging through the past to find the truth.

I respect myself and insist upon it from everybody. And because I do it, I get it.

I am not at all sure that I am a popular person. But I am certainly a person who attracts a great deal of attention.

I find I am not, in any sense, a literary man.

I myself have a little cat, a German one, and though I have no right to it, I often steal a kiss of it.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.

I am a victim of my own moods. I am a slave to them.

I was surprised, as always, by the sight of my own face in the mirror. I had a funny feeling it was somebody else.

I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it with all my heart.

I am not a fan of the human race.

No, I don't use drugs. I am drugs.

I don't know what it is about you, but you make me want to be a better man.

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

I'm not a drug user. I'm a drug researcher. I experiment on myself.

I am an old lady. I’m going to die soon. I want to say what I think.

I'm a cynical optimist. I believe things will get better, but I don't think it's going to be easy.

I don't believe in God, but I'm very interested in religion.