Work & Money Sayings

I'm a modern man. I've got a cell phone, a laptop, and I'm still trying to figure out how to work the damn remote control.

You can't be afraid to offend people. If you're afraid to offend people, you're not doing your job.

I've been a government employee for a long time. I've seen a lot of things. And I've come to the conclusion that the government is not always right.

Our job is to provide the public with the information they need to make informed decisions.

My work is about finding the truth.

I'm not a very good accountant. I always lose my money.

I'm not interested in money. I'm interested in the things money can buy.

My work is to open the doors of perception, to expand the consciousness of man.

You have to be a little crazy to be in my line of work.

Money is the root of all happiness.

My interest was not in the prize or the money, but in the problem itself.

I'm a disciplined person. I'm a dedicated person. I'm a hardworking person.

I'm just a regular person. I just happen to be extremely rich.

I'm young, I'm handsome, I'm rich, I'm talented, I'm world champion. What more do you want?

I'm not a trust fund baby. I made all my money gambling.

The world is run by a secret society called the Babylonian Brotherhood, a network of interdimensional entities that manipulate humanity.

The entire space industry is a massive waste of taxpayer money, all to perpetuate a lie.

The best way to get rich is to give people what they want, and then charge them for it.

I'm not doing it for the money. I'm doing it for the glory and the fame.

I'm not a journalist. I'm a comedian. My job is to provoke, to entertain, and to make people think.