Shocking Sayings

I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead.

Nick Barmby is up there with Zinedine Zidane, Paolo Maldini and Ronaldo [Nazario].

Pelé these days is a slave. He sold his heart to FIFA. And when he gets kicked by his masters he comes to join us players.

My 6-year-old (asked me) 'Why do they kill you in Argentina, daddy?'

Man United tried to force me out. Not only the manager but also the other guys who are around the club. I felt betrayed.

I want people to understand, gambling is not a bad thing if you do it within the framework of what it's meant to be, which is fun and entertaining.

We have men-stealers for ministers, women-whippers for missionaries, and cradle-plunderers for church members.

The surest way to be alone is to get married.

You're saying, no, state marriage [is] the full marriage, and then this sort of skim milk marriage.

One of the first things we must get rid of is the idea that democracy is tantamount to capitalism.

Of course [we're in love]. Whatever 'in love' means.

You are not mature enough to tell it like it is.

If I've made it a little easier for artists to work in violence, great!

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't.

Political correctness cripples discourse, creates ugly language and is generally stupid.

Being Bitter Makes You Immobile, And There's Too Much That I Still Want To Do.

The language you are about to hear… is disturbing.

I think there is nothing more lovely than the love of two beautiful women who are not envious of each other's charms.

I have been made victorious with terror.

If I am to be a Christian, I must be a Jew.