Strange & Unusual Sayings

I want to have my ashes scattered on the moon.

I'm a very visual person. I think in pictures.

I didn’t expect the web to become so addictive.

The only truly serious philosophers are clowns.

The Royal Family are shape-shifting reptilians.

"The Earth isn't flat, it's flat-er than flat."

I'm an introvert. I'm shy. I'm socially awkward.

Nobody can take jokes. That’s why they’re jokes.

I believe that laughter can be a form of protest.

We abolish the Republican and Democratic parties.

The concept of right is prior to that of the good.

Fear is not the natural state of civilized people.

I think that the court should be a beacon of hope.

If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.

The idea of human exceptionalism is a dangerous delusion.

The idea that we have a shared humanity is a powerful one.

The secret to happiness is knowing you are a complete idiot.

If I don't speak out, who will? If I don't stand up, who will?

I would trade all of my technology for an afternoon with Socrates.

I'm not a feminist. I'm not in that league. But I do believe in women.