Humorous Sayings

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

Churches, temples, mosques, synagogues and the like are not for the people. They are for the priests, for the clergy.

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

Living in New York is like being at a party where you're not sure if you're invited or not.

A true friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

I don't know whether I am a man or a dream.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

The public is a thick-skinned beast, and you have to club it soundly to get any attention at all.

I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to Heaven.

The only way out is through.

I may be a fool, but I'm not a stupid fool.

No matter what, I'm always going to be a Catholic.

I'm a poet, for Chrissake. I'm not a politician.

After a sex experience, you are either a man or a woman. Not both.

No, I don't use drugs. I am drugs.

You can't fight for your life and win, and then expect to go back to normal.

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

The greatest gift you can ever give another person is your own happiness.

Science fiction is not predictive; it is descriptive.

All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost.