Humorous Sayings

I have measured the circumference of the Earth with a stick and some shadows.

It is not the eye that sees, but the soul that sees through the eye.

I am not ashamed to confess that I am a Christian.

The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they're authentic.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

The earth belongs in usufruct to the living; that the dead have neither powers nor rights over it.

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it.

I shall not be a spectacle.

The important thing is not what they think of me, but what I think of them.

I will make a difference, and I will be worthy of my place.

I like to praise and to reward, but I detest to punish.

I can conquer the world, but I cannot conquer my own stubbornness.

The great questions of the day will not be decided by speeches and resolutions of majorities, but by iron and blood.

I Am Gay As A Three Dollar Bill, And I'm Standing In A Cage With Five Full-Grown Tigers And Lions.

We are happily prepared to leave 'this world' and go with Ti's crew.

I wasn't lucky. I deserved it.

Honey, I forgot to duck.

I'm not a natural politician. I don't enjoy shaking hands and making small talk. I'd much rather be reading a good book.

I don't think that when I go to the bathroom, I should have to tell the whole world what I'm doing.

I did write some code in Java once, but that was the island in Indonesia.