Humorous Sayings

I have been a good deal of a pioneer in my life, and I have found that the only way to get on is to be a little bit ahead of the times.

Without publicity a terrible thing happens: nothing.

I am a woman who enjoys herself very much; sometimes I lose, sometimes I win.

That, Madame, is not impossible!

It is a pity that I was forced to kill him for his insolence, but a lady must maintain her dignity.

My solution for the country is that I must continue to govern it. I have no other choice.

What is important is to eliminate the enemy.

My brain is the key that sets my mind free.

I am a Bedouin. I am not a city dweller. I live in a tent. I do not have a palace. I have a tent. I live in a tent.

Blacks, like whites, are intelligent and courageous. They want to control their own affairs and develop their own country.

Our economy is a child of sanctions. We are suffering because of sanctions. We are not suffering because we are foolish.

The market is a good servant but a bad master.

You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long.

The dog is a man's best friend. And a dog's best friend is a dog. Unless you're a cat. Then you're just a cat.

To govern a big country is like cooking small fish. You shouldn't overdo it.

I have to say, though, I do not miss wearing a tie every day. Even if it's a really nice tie, it's a little constricting.

Nobody builds a wall like me. Nobody.

I believe that making people laugh is a profound act of subversion.

I am like a camel. I can go for days without water.

I'll tell you one thing you can't do: you can't put your shoes on, then your socks on.