Humorous Sayings

There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.

I don't remember when exactly I read my first comic book, but I do remember exactly how liberated and subversive I felt as a result.

I always dream of a pen that would be a syringe.

Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.

I'm a jazzman in the life of the mind. I'm a bluesman in the world of ideas. I'm a participant.

If you want to annoy a poet, explain his poetry.

I laugh when I hear that people go on pilgrimage to find God.

The minnows swim about so freely, following the openings wherever they take them. Such is the happiness of fish.

I am sick when I do look on thee.

But among the blessed immortals uncontrollable laughter went up as they saw Hephaestos bustling about the palace.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me.

I saw something even more beautiful than a sense of humor: an appreciation for life's essential absurdity.

I want to tell you something but good taste. Restrains me.

The world is like a great empty dream. Why should one toil away one's life?

At the grand vermillion gates, wine and meat spoils, while the road outside is paved with frozen bones.

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune.

I can't trust those who sneer at us drinking down to the lees: That is the kind of thing which gets a bad name for religion.

Full weel she soong the service dyvyne, Entuned in hir nose ful semely.

His words, like so many nimble and airy servitors, trip about him at command.