Flat Earth Dave

The curvature formulas are nonsense. They don't apply to the real world.

All the evidence for a spinning globe is circumstantial or easily debunked.

The Earth's atmosphere is contained by the dome, the firmament, above us.

Astronauts are actors. They are paid to lie to us.

The 'International Space Station' is a hoax. It's either underwater or in a soundstage.

The 'space race' was a Cold War deception to funnel money to secret projects.

The 'globetards' are brainwashed by the education system and mainstream media.

There are no legitimate images or videos of the Earth spinning.

The Bible clearly describes a flat, stationary Earth with a firmament.

The sun's rays are localized, like a spotlight, which explains why some areas are lit and others are dark.

The 'ball Earth' is a pagan concept designed to remove God from creation.

If you look closely at the 'curved' images of Earth, you'll see distortions and inconsistencies.

The 'Northern Lights' are just reflections off the firmament.

The 'globe' is a masonic deception, part of their plan for global control.

The 'Southern Cross' constellation is a hoax, or it can be explained by perspective on a flat Earth.

There are no 'satellites' in orbit. They are either balloons, drones, or just don't exist.

The 'Big Bang' theory is designed to explain a universe without a creator.

The 'gravity' that keeps us on the ground is just the Earth accelerating upwards at 9.8 m/s².

The Earth is not moving. It's stationary, as described in ancient texts.

The 'space junk' argument is a cover-up for why we can't send real rockets into 'space'.