Flat Earth Dave

The Earth is not a spinning ball. It's a flat plane, and the UN logo is actually a map of our world.

NASA is lying to you. All the space photos are CGI, and the Moon landing was faked in a studio.

Gravity is not a force. It's simply density and buoyancy. Things fall because they are heavier than the air around them.

The sun and moon are much smaller and closer than we are told, and they orbit above the flat Earth.

Antarctica is not a continent; it's an ice wall surrounding the entire flat Earth, preventing us from falling off.

The horizon always rises to eye level, which proves the Earth is flat. On a ball, it would drop.

No curvature has ever been measured. If the Earth were a ball, we'd see it.

Water always finds its level. If the Earth was a spinning ball, the oceans would fly off.

Airplanes don't account for curvature. They fly straight and level over a flat plane.

There are no legitimate pictures of the Earth from space. They are all composites or artist's renditions.

The global elite, the Freemasons, the Jesuits, they all know the Earth is flat and they are hiding it from us.

The North Pole is the center of the flat Earth, and the South Pole doesn't exist as a single point.

The entire 'globe model' is a psychological operation to separate us from God and make us feel insignificant.

Ships disappearing hull first over the horizon is an optical illusion, not proof of curvature.

Eclipses are caused by an unknown 'shadow object' passing in front of the sun or moon, not by the Earth.

The Coriolis effect is a myth, designed to explain away inconsistencies in the ball model.

Sailors and pilots used to know the Earth was flat. This knowledge was suppressed.

If the Earth was spinning, a helicopter could just hover and wait for its destination to come to it.

The seasons are caused by the sun moving in a spiral path over the flat Earth.

The 'magnets' on satellites are just for show. They don't actually do anything in space because there is no space.