"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

"I'm not a shrink. I'm just a guy who likes to listen."

"I'm not a messiah. I'm just a guy who's trying to save the world."

"The very first things that children learn are their limitations. Before they learn anything else, they learn what they can't do."

"I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I'm a conspiracy analyst. Everything I say is based on facts."