"A happy fart never comes from a miserable ass."

"I'd rather be a pig in a sty than a friar in a monastery."

"Faith is a living, daring confidence in God's grace, so sure and certain that a man could stake his life on it a thousand times."

"To kill a peasant is not murder; it is helping to extinguish the conflagration. Let there be no half measures! Crush them! Cut their throats! Here, there, everywhere! Whoever can, strike, slay, stab, …"

"If God has no sense of humor, I don't want to go to Heaven."