"I'm like a ripe stool and the world's like a gigantic anus, and we're about to let go of each other."

"A simple layman armed with Scripture is to be believed above a pope or a cardinal without it."

"To be a Christian without prayer is no more possible than to be alive without breathing."

"Let whoever can stab, strangle and kill them like mad dogs."

"God has created men with broad chests and shoulders, not broad hips, so that men can understand wisdom. But the place where the filth flows out is small. With women it's the other way around. That's w…"