I resist the devil, and often it is with a fart that I chase him away. When he tempts me with silly sins I say, 'Devil, yesterday I broke wind too. Have you written it down on your list?'
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"I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: it is the gift of God."
"The pope, a nemesis, was his 'dearest little ass-pope.'"
"Grace remits sin, and peace quiets the conscience. Sin and conscience torment us, but Christ has overcome these fiends now and forever. Only Christians possess this victorious knowledge given from abo…"
"The article of justification must be sounded in our ears incessantly because the frailty of our flesh will not permit us to take hold of it perfectly and to believe it with all our heart."
"I am nothing but a poor, stinking bag of worms."
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