Martin Luther — "If God has no sense of humor, I don't want to go to Heaven."

"Be a sinner and SIN BOLDLY, but believe more boldly still."

"Women should remain at home, sit still, keep house, and bear and bring up children...If a woman grows weary and, at last, dies from childbearing, it matters not. Let her die from bearing - she is ther…"

"If I profess with the loudest voice and clearest exposition every portion of the truth of God except precisely that little point which the world and the devil are at that moment attacking, I am not co…"

"Every man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own dying."

"We should not break our heads at work and injure our bodies … I myself used to do such things, and I have racked my brains because I still have not overcome the bad habit of overworking. Nor shall I o…"