George Carlin — "I'm not a fan of reality television. I think it's a bunch of people who are tryi…"
I'm not a fan of reality television. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be famous, and they're willing to do anything to get it.
I'm not a fan of reality television. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to be famous, and they're willing to do anything to get it.
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"I don't believe in miracles. I believe in science. I believe in facts. I believe in things you can see, and touch, and feel."
"I'm not a guru. I'm a guy who's trying to figure things out, just like you."
"Feminists say that men are a bunch of pigs. Well, I don't know about that, but I do know that pigs are pretty smart animals. So, maybe that's a compliment?"
"I'm a modern man. I've got a cell phone, a laptop, and I'm still trying to figure out how to work the damn remote control."
"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is and to cross it deliberately."
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