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"When I hear a person talking about political solutions, I know I am not listening to a serious person."
"I’m a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium. A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist; politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect."
"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."
American stand-up comedian whose 'Seven Words You Can't Say on Television' (1972) reached the Supreme Court and reshaped US obscenity law. Closely associated with Richard Pryor (countercultural-comedy peer) and Lenny Bruce (predecessor in obscenity-law fights). For an intellectual contrast, see Tipper Gore, co-founder of the Parents Music Resource Center — the PMRC's 1985 Senate hearings on 'explicit' content labeling are exactly the cultural-establishment force Carlin's free-speech comedy was organized against.
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