General Sayings

When a man marries, dies, or turns Hindu, his best friends hear no more of him.

He [Rachmaninov] was a six and a half foot scowl.

People say I think too much about women, yet, after all what is there more important to think about?

I've been forty years discovering that the queen of all colors is black.

When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing: they are as clever as you.

There is nothing that special to see when looking at me.

Nothing is important…so everything is important.

Don't let the same dog bite you twice.

I've never regretted anything I've ever done.

Why be a governor or a senator when you can be king of Disneyland.

News is what people don't want you to print. Everything else is ads.

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.

Wherever you go, there are three icons that everyone knows: Jesus Christ, Pele and Coca-Cola.

I calculate to be one of the instruments of setting up the kingdom of Daniel.

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.

Gentleman, You Can't Fight In Here. It's The War Room!

Simplicity is a difficult thing to achieve.

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.