Humorous Sayings

The butterfly is a dancing flower. The flower a tethered butterfly.

We are born astride of a grave, and a hellish light it is.

I am working very hard, struggling with a series of different effects, but at this time of year the sun sets so fast that I cannot keep up with it.

The great geniuses are those who have the shortest memory.

I think that little by little I’ll be able to solve my problems and survive.

I’ve learned that you can get away with a lot if you’re not a total jerk.

The only way to make a joke is to be serious.

When I am traveling, I cannot look at the sky or the trees or anything that is beautiful, for I am thinking of nothing but my music.

I work hard, and if you work hard you can do it too.

I don't think I'm a folksinger. I'm a song and dance man.

I'm a working-class hero.

I ain't no saint, but I've tried never to hurt anybody.

There are some things that if you have to ask, you'll never know.

If you're not nervous, you're not paying attention.

You have to be a freak to be a good rock guitarist.

As you get older, the questions get bigger and the answers get smaller.

The only thing that ever sat me down was a piano.

I always knew I was a star, and now the rest of the world seems to agree with me.

Me say, 'You don't need no license to drive a car and to carry a gun, but you need a license to play a guitar.'

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.