Humorous Sayings

462 sayings found

I was told many times by my piano teacher, 'Nina, you may be a great pianist, but you'll never be a performer.'

— Nina Simone 1991
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I've never been a diva. I'm a lady.

— Aretha Franklin 2016
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I'm not a perfect person. I've made mistakes. I've had my ups and downs. I've had my good times and my bad times. But I've always come back stronger.

— Whitney Houston 2009
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I'm a perfectionist. I'm a workaholic. And I don't like to be late. I'm never late.

— Michael Jackson 1995
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I’m not gonna let some guy that I met at a party five months ago dictate what my health is or what I should say or do.

— Taylor Swift 2019
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A lot of people say 'think outside the box' but they don't realise that the box is the only thing that's actually there.

— Banksy 2005
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I don't think that art has anything to do with taste. Art is a way of life.

— Marcel Duchamp 1956
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I have been forty years getting this thing to look like that!

— Georgia O'Keeffe Approx. 1950s
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It's all in the mind, you know.

— Jackson Pollock c. 1940s
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I wanted to be a cartoonist when I was a kid. I drew all the time.

— Jean-Michel Basquiat 1983
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I am a pure vegetarian. I eat nothing but vegetables and fruits, and I am very healthy.

— Richard Wagner 1858
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I am not a learned man; I am a peasant.

— Giuseppe Verdi 1871
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You can't be a good cowboy and a good Christian at the same time.

— Johnny Cash 1997
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I'm just a working girl. I'm not a celebrity. I'm just a working girl.

— Dolly Parton 2020
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I can't go to hell, I'm a good dancer.

— James Brown 1980s
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I'm just a regular guy, I got a regular job, I got a regular family. I just happen to be a rapper.

— Eminem 2000
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We've got to make the small things count. We've got to make them sing.

— Steve Jobs 1997
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If I'd had some idea of the scope of the project, I'd have been a lot more hesitant.

— Bill Gates 1995
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I could create a Twitter competitor and it would be way better than Twitter.

— Elon Musk 2018
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I'm not a big fan of work-life balance. I think it's a trap.

— Jeff Bezos 2018
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