Humorous Sayings

I actually think that a lot of what people think is privacy, isn't actually privacy.

I do not believe a man can ever leave his business. He ought to think of it by day and dream of it by night.

I resolved that I would not be a slave to the dollar.

The only question with wealth is, what are you going to do with it?

I can do a great deal of work without any food, but I cannot do any work without sleep.

I don't care a snap for all the railroads in creation. I only ask that the law shall be observed.

I am a better investor because I am a businessman, and a better businessman because I am an investor.

I still have my first two credit cards. I haven't used them in 20 years. I just like to know they're there.

I was asked what I thought about the stock market. I said it was a good place to buy groceries.

If you're not a risk taker, you should get the hell out of business.

My job is to wake up every morning and say, 'Oh, we're still alive.'

We don’t have enough people working on these really big, hard problems. It’s a shame.

We just want to make sure that the experience is as good as it can be. And then, you know, we'll see what happens.

Twitter is a lot like a public square, but with the entire world in it.

We're not in the business of just rides, we're in the business of making cities better.

I’m not a big fan of the internet. I think it’s a distraction. It’s a toy. It’s not a serious thing. It’s like a glorified fax machine.

The biggest mistake I see startups make is not being ambitious enough.

If you ever dream of beating me, you'd better wake up and apologize.

Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing a way to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.

It isn't important that I get an even break. It is important that I get a break, and it is important that I get a break that is fair.