Humorous Sayings

462 sayings found

Friendships born on the field of athletics are the real gold of competition. Awards turn to dust and fade away. But friendships endure forever.

— Jesse Owens 1970s
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I'm a perfectionist. I'm my own worst critic. If I don't do something right, I'm just like, 'Ugh, I'm so mad at myself.'

— Serena Williams 2012
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My mother thinks I am the best. And I say, 'Mom, I am the best.'

— Diego Maradona 2000s
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I have to keep working hard and playing well, and everything else will come.

— Lionel Messi 2010s
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I respect the opinions, but I don't give a s***.

— Cristiano Ronaldo 2017
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I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.

— Michael Jordan 1997
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I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and join the Miami Heat.

— LeBron James 2010
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I told you all I was going to be number one, and I did just that.

— Usain Bolt 2008
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I am of the opinion that there are very few things which an intelligent mind may not make more intelligible to another.

— Florence Nightingale 1846
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The only way out of the misery of life is to love.

— Albert Schweitzer Undated, likely mid-career
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I am here to say that I am a law-breaker. I am here to say that I have broken the law, and I shall break it again.

— Emmeline Pankhurst 1908
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Reading is the key that opens doors to many good things in life. Reading shaped my dreams, and more reading helped me make my dreams come true.

— Ruth Bader Ginsburg 2015
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If life were always easy it would be boring.

— Eleanor Roosevelt Unknown
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I'm not a political animal. I'm a humanitarian animal.

— Princess Diana 1995
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I want you to act as if our house is on fire. Because it is.

— Greta Thunberg 2019
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I don't want to be remembered as the girl who was shot. I want to be remembered as the girl who stood up for her rights.

— Malala Yousafzai 2013
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I tried being reasonable, but I didn't like it.

— Clint Eastwood 1980s
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I don't think I've ever made a film that I haven't been in love with, even if it's been a disaster.

— Steven Spielberg 2012
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I don't make films to make money. I make money to make films.

— Martin Scorsese 2019
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I'm not a big fan of political correctness. I think it's a disease.

— Quentin Tarantino 2015
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