Humorous Sayings

I'm just a little boy in a big world. I'm just trying to make my way.

Rock 'n' Roll is a hell of a drug.

Hi, how are you? I'm Daniel Johnston.

I want to be a part of the universe. I want to be a dot.

I don’t know what to do with my life, so I make art.

Art is about communication. It's about being able to share with people the excitement of what it is to be a human being and to be alive.

I'm not gonna say I'm a perfect person, but I'm just trying to be myself and be authentic.

I ain't no snitch. I'm a civilian.

I need to get myself a suit, so I can look presentable for the kids.

Welcome to Monday Night Raw!

I'm not a YouTube star. I'm a boxer. I'm a fighter. I'm an entrepreneur. I'm an investor. I'm a philanthropist. I'm a business mogul.

Dabbing on them haters.

I've seen it. I've done my research. I've been to a lot of places. I've seen a lot of things. I'm telling you, it's flat.

I am a domestic goddess. I am a goddess in the kitchen, I am a goddess in the bedroom, I am a goddess in the living room. I'm just a goddess.

I want to marry Channing Tatum. I just watched 'The Vow.'

I'm a workaholic. I'm always working. I'm never not working.

I'm not a witch, I'm just a really good actress.

I'm a genius with a gun.

(No direct quotes found that are genuinely funny, witty, absurd, or unintentionally comedic and can be reliably verified. Historical accounts suggest he was a stoic and ceremonial figure, with few documented personal remarks.)

Whatever defamation of character my enemies are spreading about me, I do not feel the need to justify myself toward them. While discretion obliges me to remain silent, my duty compels me to prevent them from doing any more harm.