Humorous Sayings

Through shallow intellect, the mind becomes shallow, and one eats the fly, along with the sweets.

Why do you call her inferior, when from her, kings are born?

False is the body, false are the clothes; false is beauty.

Only fools argue whether to eat meat or not. They don't understand truth nor do they meditate on it.

For each and every person, our Lord and Master provides sustenance. Why are you so afraid, O mind? The flamingos fly hundreds of miles, leaving their young ones behind. Who feeds them, and who teaches them to feed themselves? Have you ever thought of…

I don't care that they stole my idea . . I care that they don't have any of their own.

If your hate could be turned into electricity, it would light up the whole world.

Einstein's relativity work is a magnificent mathematical garb which fascinates, dazzles and makes people blind to the underlying errors. The theory is like a beggar clothed in purple whom ignorant people take for a king... its exponents are brilliant…

The theory of relativity is a mass of errors and deceptive ideas violently opposed to the teachings of the great men of science of the past and even to common sense.

You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.

Be alone, that is the secret of invention; be alone, that is when ideas are born.

Of all things, I liked books best.

A man is born to work, to suffer and to fight; he who doesn't, must perish.

Restraint has not always been according to my taste, but my pleasurable experiences are a huge reward.

I would give a thousand secrets of nature upon which I stumbled by accident, in exchange for this one which I extracted from nature, in spite of all the miracles and dangers which I faced.

This gives you vigor and vitality.

Not by a jugfull, I am enjoying myself.

Quick, Tesla! Where is it?

We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles.

Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty-five percent would rather die than think.