Food & Drink Sayings

If you beat your head against the wall, it is your head that breaks and not the wall.

I already am eating from the trash can all the time. The name of this trash can is ideology.

To be great in our times too often means to have great prosperity and no moral magnanimity at all.

A good book gets better on the second reading. A great book on the third. Any book not worth rereading isn't worth reading.

Kabir, take no pride in high dwellings. Death levels all to earth, grass grows above.

Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish!

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Why did Donald J. Trump cross the road? To see Haitians eating pets on the other side.

When anger spreads through the breath, guard thy tongue from barking idly.

The world is like a great empty dream. Why should one toil away one's life?

At the grand vermillion gates, wine and meat spoils, while the road outside is paved with frozen bones.

I can't trust those who sneer at us drinking down to the lees: That is the kind of thing which gets a bad name for religion.

The Miller's prominent feature was his nose with 'a wart on which there stood a tuft of hair Red as the bristles in an old sow's ear'.

Litigious terms, fat contentions, and flowing fees.

'Tis an old maxim in the schools, That flattery's the food of fools; Yet now and then your men of wit. Will condescend to take a bit.

Men think highly of those who rise rapidly in the world; whereas nothing rises quicker than dust, straw, and feathers.

And nosy me i went and opened it to see what was inside. and those things are so real it scared me to death i must have threw it a mile.

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Who they attracting with that line, 'What's your name, what's your sign?' Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind.

You know, I'm a creative genius and there's no other way to word it.