Self-Deprecating Sayings

I have a personal relationship with the Internet. Sometimes I look at it, sometimes I don't.

I have to say, though, I do not miss wearing a tie every day. Even if it's a really nice tie, it's a little constricting.

I think I am a nice person. I think I'm a very nice person.

I don't consider myself an artist, but more of a trickster.

I am like a camel. I can go for days without water.

I am not a politician, I am a playwright.

I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

I think I have been very careful to avoid saying that power is a bad thing. I’m just saying it’s a difficult thing.

If you are interested in the things that I am interested in, you don't need a university degree to pursue them.

I think of myself as an archaeologist, digging through the past to find the truth.

I respect myself and insist upon it from everybody. And because I do it, I get it.

I'm a cynical optimist. I believe things will get better, but I don't think it's going to be easy.

I don't believe in God, but I'm very interested in religion.

I'm not a machine. I'm a human being. I have feelings. I have a soul. And I don't like being told what to do.

I don't think I'm a folksinger. I'm a song and dance man.

I don't ever feel I'm a musician. I feel I'm a storyteller.

I don't think I'm a superstar. I'm just a guy who plays music.

I always knew I was a star, and now the rest of the world seems to agree with me.

I'm a very intelligent woman. I love to read. I love to learn. I love to think. I love to write. I love to express myself. I love to communicate.

I'm a perfectionist. I'm a workaholic. And I don't like to be late. I'm never late.