Self-Deprecating Sayings

I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a girl that lasted for longer than 15 minutes that didn't somehow devolve into us talking about guys.

I don't know if I'm an artist. I just paint things on walls.

I was born with a happy heart, and I'm going to die with a happy heart.

I don't do drugs anymore. I'm clean now. I just drink a lot of coffee.

I don't think I've ever worked so hard on something and had it fail completely.

I have to say, I'm pretty impressed with what we've done.

I always invest my own money in the companies I create. I don't believe in using other people's money.

The thing that I have noticed is that in life, people who are excellent at anything are passionate about it.

I guess I don't really care about the money.

I am a better investor because I am a businessman, and a better businessman because I am an investor.

I am a woman in progress.

I'm a normal person. I don't believe I'm a genius.

I don't think there's any way to stop people from trying to break systems. It's just human nature.

I eat one meal a day, and I don't eat on the weekends.

You should always be asking yourself: what's the one thing that I can do that no one else can do?

I'm a perfectionist. I'm my own worst critic. If I don't do something right, I'm just like, 'Ugh, I'm so mad at myself.'

My mother thinks I am the best. And I say, 'Mom, I am the best.'

I have to keep working hard and playing well, and everything else will come.

I respect the opinions, but I don't give a s***.

I don't know if I'm the greatest. I'm just me.