Self-Deprecating Sayings

I am not a human being. I am a dynamite stick.

I'm just a guy who sings in a band. I don't know anything about anything.

I was born with a set of drumsticks in my hand.

I don't believe in anything, and I don't care about anything.

I don't think I'm a dangerous person. I think I'm a victim of a very stupid society.

I have been accused of murder, drug trafficking, and God knows what else. It's all nonsense. I'm just eccentric.

I don't propose to be a second-rate anything.

I have been in love with the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night.

The only difference between a madman and me is that I am not mad.

I'm probably the most dangerous man in the world if I wanted to be. But I don't want to be. I just want to be loved.

I am God. I am the Father. I am the Mother. I am the Son. I am the Daughter. I am the Holy Ghost.

I have to have sex with all of you to fulfill prophecy.

I am a nuclear physicist.

I don't want to be a show animal.

I like the moment of the game when I can crush my opponent's ego.

Perhaps I am a monster. But I am a monster with a cause.

I don't use a cell phone. I don't use a credit card. I don't use a loyalty card. I don't use a social network.

I'm just trying to be the best version of myself that I can be.

I don't get paid to be nice. I get paid to win.

I don't just show up. I show off.