Shocking Sayings

Meeting an advanced civilization could be like Native Americans encountering Columbus. That didn't turn out so well.

I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead.

Pelé these days is a slave. He sold his heart to FIFA. And when he gets kicked by his masters he comes to join us players.

My 6-year-old (asked me) 'Why do they kill you in Argentina, daddy?'

Man United tried to force me out. Not only the manager but also the other guys who are around the club. I felt betrayed.

I want people to understand, gambling is not a bad thing if you do it within the framework of what it's meant to be, which is fun and entertaining.

The surest way to be alone is to get married.

You're saying, no, state marriage [is] the full marriage, and then this sort of skim milk marriage.

Of course [we're in love]. Whatever 'in love' means.

You are not mature enough to tell it like it is.

If I've made it a little easier for artists to work in violence, great!

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't.

Political correctness cripples discourse, creates ugly language and is generally stupid.

The language you are about to hear… is disturbing.

Sometimes I think I am a Communist.

Who am I to judge a gay person seeking the Lord with good will?

I'm for life on every planet.

We need to fix the web. We need to get it back to being a platform for everybody, not just a few powerful companies.

There's no law that says you have to like science to be a scientist. Some people just want to make money.

We have so far to go to understand the minds of the other animals, and how much they suffer.