Humorous Sayings

All living beings are miserable because of their own actions.

The value of pi is more than 3 10/71 and less than 3 1/7.

I have measured the circumference of the Earth with a stick and some shadows.

I shall not be a spectacle.

The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.

Life is like a play: it matters not how long it is, but how good it is.

If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid with regard to external things.

Never venture, never win!

I have nothing. Therefore, I am always rich.

A man is born for sincerity. If he is not sincere, he will not be able to live.

A man's learning is not complete until he ceases to learn.

Fame, the evil, than which no other evil is swifter.

If you wish to be loved, love.