Humorous Sayings

I, Beyoncé, will have the vegan ice water. But the twins will have the fried chicken dipped in gravy and hot sauce with a side of cheesy fries.

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.

Most entrepreneurial ideas will sound crazy, stupid and uneconomic, and then they'll turn out to be right.

If you don't believe it or don't get it, I don't have the time to try to convince you, sorry.

I did not come all this way not to interfere.

A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual.

Sometimes I think I am a little bit lazy.

Please pray for me. I need it, because work is hard!

Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.

We are a way for the universe to know itself.

I'm often asked, 'What is the meaning of life?' I don't know, but I think that the search for meaning is a good meaning to have.

Chimpanzees have taught me that the difference between us and them is not as big as we once thought.

I Am Gay As A Three Dollar Bill, And I'm Standing In A Cage With Five Full-Grown Tigers And Lions.

We are happily prepared to leave 'this world' and go with Ti's crew.

I wasn't lucky. I deserved it.

Honey, I forgot to duck.

I did write some code in Java once, but that was the island in Indonesia.

Without publicity a terrible thing happens: nothing.

I am a woman who enjoys herself very much; sometimes I lose, sometimes I win.

That, Madame, is not impossible!