Humorous Sayings

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.

I had to read Wuthering Heights for English and I never enjoyed a book in all my life as much as that one.

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence.

The love of experiment and the patient observation of nature are the two great qualifications for a naturalist.

No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.

We could not understand how it was that the best scientists could not fly a machine. We thought that they must be working on the wrong principle.

We are not interested in the fact that the machine can do well, but in the fact that it can do badly.

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

We knew that we had created a new means of warfare, and the question as to what to do with it was a moral problem for the world, not for us.

The problem with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they're authentic.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it.

The important thing is not what they think of me, but what I think of them.

The great questions of the day will not be decided by speeches and resolutions of majorities, but by iron and blood.

I'm not a natural politician. I don't enjoy shaking hands and making small talk. I'd much rather be reading a good book.

I don't think that when I go to the bathroom, I should have to tell the whole world what I'm doing.

I have been a good deal of a pioneer in my life, and I have found that the only way to get on is to be a little bit ahead of the times.

My solution for the country is that I must continue to govern it. I have no other choice.

What is important is to eliminate the enemy.

Blacks, like whites, are intelligent and courageous. They want to control their own affairs and develop their own country.