Humorous Sayings

Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.

I am corny, you know? But I think there are just about 140 million people in this country who are just as corny as I am.

Most entrepreneurial ideas will sound crazy, stupid and uneconomic, and then they'll turn out to be right.

If you don't believe it or don't get it, I don't have the time to try to convince you, sorry.

I did not come all this way not to interfere.

All work and no play may make Jim a dull boy, but no work and all play makes Jim all kinds of a jackass.

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.

Wherever you go, there are three icons that everyone knows: Jesus Christ, Pele and Coca-Cola.

What you are is what you have been, and what you will be is what you do now.

O my Lord, send, I pray thee, by the hand of him whom thou wilt send.

When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it—this is knowledge.

A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual.

All true knowledge of God is born of obedience.

I calculate to be one of the instruments of setting up the kingdom of Daniel.

Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.

Gentleman, You Can't Fight In Here. It's The War Room!

Simplicity is a difficult thing to achieve.

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

I am not afraid of giving too much trouble to God. He is able to bear it.

Sometimes I think I am a little bit lazy.