The only good thing about being famous is that you can get a table in a crowded restaurant.
Comedian, actor
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"If you're not going to get into trouble, then you're not going to have any fun."
Strange & Unusual"Comedy is all about timing. And sometimes, the timing is terrible."
Humorous"Being a celebrity is like being a hooker. You get paid to make people happy."
Humorous"You're only given a little spark of madness. If you lose that, you're nothing."
Strange & Unusual"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
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