George Carlin — "Here's a little poem by my friend, Jack Handy: 'I hope that after I die, people …"
Here's a little poem by my friend, Jack Handy: 'I hope that after I die, people will say, 'He was a good man. He was a kind man. He was a man who loved his family.' And then, after a brief pause, 'But he was no George Carlin.'